Monday, 19 November, 2018

Incumbent Republican Sen. Ted Cruz declared victor in U.S. Senate race

Ted Cruz and Beto O'Rourke Got Into it with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: WATCH Watch Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Insult Ted Cruz Right To His Face
Jay Anderson | 07 November, 2018, 08:01

Before Triumph interviewed Cruz, he spoke to his opponent, O'Rourke.

The highly-contested race between Cruz and O'Rourke has gained national attention after the Democrat smashed all fundraising records; taking in over $70 million during this election cycle.

Jim Carrey encouraged Democrat Texans to "vote like there's no tomorrow" on Twitter, and he took shots at Ted Cruz by calling him a "bloodsucker", which was depicted in an original drawing by Carrey. Wandering through the crowds, roasting Cruz to his own supporters - many of whom couldn't help but laugh at their own candidate's expense - Triumph finally came across his white whale.

Moving over to Cruz voters, Triumph noted the senator famously called Trump "amoral", "philanderer", and "buffoon". Without giving them all away, here are the seven sickest burns Triumph lands on Ted Cruz.




When it comes time to interview the man himself, Triumph/Smigel can't resist flinging a few zingers O'Rourke's way.

It was a bitter fight, in which Mr Trump branded Mr Cruz "Lyin' Ted" and insulted his wife. Triumph asks Beto O'Rourke before adding, "besides the ability to regenerate your tail?"

Even supporters of O'Rourke who expected to see their candidate defeated believed his movement would be a seminal moment in American politics. "See, because he's a ugly fish monster". O'Rourke supported various progressive initiatives, including the implementation of universal health care and looser immigration laws. I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!" and "Ted, quick question!

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?" It's wild that these people are laughing along and agreeing with Triumph, yet are STILL voting for Cruz. "Hey, I support spaying and neutering", he explained, "just like Trump did to you". So with Conan on hiatus this week, Stephen Colbert "borrowed" Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to send down to the lone star state to gauge the vibes at Beto and Cruz rallies. "Just like Trump did to you".

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